Putting your testicles over your woman's eyes, and your penis over her nose, gonzo, with an added bonus of farting on her forehead, leaving a poop mark.
I gave my girlfriend the keith, and she is no longer my girlfriend.
by K-Nastee October 7, 2011
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Keith, a guy with strong emotions.

Someone who is there for you through everything. He's usually enclosing his feelings, until you get to know him, he's very smart, but not very determined. Usually plays video games. Very loyal. Strange sense of humor, but very funny. His laugh and his smile could brighten your day. He can warm your heart up with his words. If it come to his significant other he treats them with respect and let's them make decisions even if they don't want to. He's very opinionated and open. He worries alot and does everything he can to make sure you're okay. He's a kind, loving, caring person and deserves all the love in the world. If you find a Keith never let him go. He is far too priceless..
I love Keith.. so much..
by Whythooooooooo July 9, 2018
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To be injured by a teamate in training.
I was running to get the ball and BAM...i got keithed :
by cantab man September 28, 2010
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The act of a person having sexual intercourse with curtains.
Man 1: "I'm going to the pub tonight, you up for it?"
Man 2: "Nah i just got a new set of curtains so i'm gonna be doing the old keith keith tonight."
by HeresChrisy November 4, 2007
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One of the smartest people you will ever find in existence. Keith knows so much, that we question if they're even human. If you ask a question, they will most definitely know the answer. Some people have wondered if Keith is God's second child and if Jesus is his brother. Along with their inhuman knowledge capabilities, they are also some of the most Athletic and Chill people you could possibly know.
Fangirl 1: I heard that Keith is related to Albert Einstein...

Fangirl 2: Of course he is, his IQ is about 7,000!
by ThisIsntFine December 15, 2019
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He’s a sexy ass nigga who has a huge dick and pulls all the hoes. Now don’t get it wrong he’s a nice person with a great personality and is very easy to talk to. If you meet a Keith don’t let him go because he has a heart of gold and will make your life amazing.
Omg, this guy is amazing, he’s such a Keith.
by bailey schex December 19, 2019
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Older, cooler and grizzled. Also doesn’t have time for this, Lance.
How do I know you’re Keith and not his bigger, cooler, grizzled older brother.”
by yeeted July 1, 2018
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