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The Karamazov Law 

The real state of the relationship is inversely proportional to the projected state of the relationship on social media.
Person A: Man it's so horrible that Kanye and Kim are getting divorced. They looked so happy together.
Person B: Haven't you heard of the Karamazov law?
The Karamazov Law by recursive- January 7, 2021
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The Karamazov Law 

The real state of any relationship is often inversely proportional to the projected state of the relationship on social media.
My best friend's wife posts on instagram about their supposedly-perfect marriage, but have been separated twice. This stands true with the Karamazov Law.
The Karamazov Law by Aeinoda January 7, 2021

The Karamazov law 

The real state of a relationship is inversly proportional tot the projected state of the relationship on social media.
Becky and Jake look so cute on instagram, but, they totally live according to the karamazov law, they hate eachother.

The Karamazov's law 

The Karamazov's law states that the real state of the relationship is inversely proportional to the projected state of the relationship on social media.
The Jonssons always seems so happy.

It's a good example of The Karamazov's Law, Mr. Jonssons told me yesterday that they are getting a divorce.
The Karamazov's law by M kazaim January 7, 2021
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