The Juggernaut

When you're getting head and you're about to climax, punch and knock out your partner.

Kate: Oh my! What happened to your face!?
Jane: Jeremy gave me The Juggernaut..
Kate: What an asshole!

by ballinouzgx June 03, 2010

The Juggernaut

The most bad ass drink on the world. It was created by "Stave" and consists of Red Bull, Sobe Adrenalin, Sobe Superman, RockStar, Vodka and Everclear. It's name comes front it's browninsh color which happens to be the exact same color as "The Juggernaut." Only a true monime would drink this shit. It's only for the baddest mother fucker on the world.

"I'm bad, I'm the baddest mother fucker on the world" -The Juggernaut
"Oh my God! The Juggernaut just killed Nick! You bastard!"
-Nate Cooper

by Stave September 10, 2006

juggernaut

The manliest state of being. Basically being able to do any of the following: chop down trees with your penis, eat rocks for breakfast and shit out gunpowder, headbutt your front door open, causing it to splinter into pieces, jump off a cliff and break your fall with your face, wrestle sharks, kill a bear with your bare hands, etc.

Holy shit, it's a Juggernaut. Run like Hell!

by LCpl Ross June 22, 2005

Juggernaut

Marvel Comics X-Men villain. Also the baddest mothafucker in the world. Have you even seen a costume like his? He'll hit you with your own pimp, pimp smack your ass, make you his hooker, and then it'll be time for him to take his prize. Do you not know who he is?

Are you a fuckin' ass? Do you not know who I am? He must not know who I am. I'm the Juggernaut...BITCH! Im'ma hit you with yo' own pimp!

by Colin P. M. June 07, 2006

Juggernaut

1. Refers to a person or machine that is unstoppable; the "tank" of a group.

2. A villain from X-Men with a cone-shaped helmet.

1. "Man, that new mobile weapon is gonna be our juggernaut."

2. "Do you know who I am? You must not know who I am. I'm the Juggernaut Bitch!!!"

by Sleeper723 March 20, 2006

the juggernaut

To be fucking unstoppable, much like, well, unlike anything else. Not only are you the shit, and bullets and kung fu are inneffective (thats right, not even ninjas can touch this), but you have a skin tight suit, and when sex is wanted (and easily obtained as all that is necessary is for you to claim your prize...) you have no need for a condom. Weakness= psychic shit. Good thing you have your back up man with the pimp cane.

"I'm the juggernaut bitch! Don't you know who I am!? You must not know who I am!"

"Ah yes, now it is time for me to take my prize... it has been like forever since I've had sex. What!? Condom!? Bitch ain't you seen how tight my suit is? I'm the juggernaut bitch!

"Get outa my head Charles, I'm the fuckin' juggernaut, I feel like I'm trippin' on acid man..." *smack* 'Gotcha bitch, I told you I'ma getchou wit' my pimp cane one way or another!'

by Dr. Judge Laxidazical April 08, 2006

juggernaut

that xmen guy w/ the domelike helmet that kicks everyones ass

silly bitch your weapons cannot harm me. do you no who i am. IM THE JUGGERNAUT BITCH!!!!!!!!!

by Stoner Boner May 04, 2006