The Jew

The act of ejaculating into a yamulkre and placing it onto a woman’s head, and then proceeding to chant in Hebrew

Friend A: Oh yea I have a girl the Jew yesterday
Friend B: oh yea fair play mate

by Ur mum likes feet August 04, 2021

jew jew

One of those mega-jews.

See also lubavitch

Hey TEoS, what is Jew Jew?

Why my good man, they're those boys in hats and suits with the long things of hair hanging over their ears!

by TEoS November 13, 2005

jew

A member of the widely dispersed people descended from the ancient Hebrews and sharing an ethnic heritage based on Judaism.

People who practice Judaism should be called Judaists(after all that was the original term for someone who practiced Judaism), not Jews because almost half of Israel's Jewish population is secular(non-religous). But they still consider themselves Jewish because Jews are an ethnic group, not a RELIGIOUS GROUP.

by Yehudi November 29, 2006

jew

A jew is a person of the jewish relgion

Johnnys Girlfriend Dee is a Jew

by Zosina November 29, 2006

the jews

a generic scapegoat for any "who" question

Who the hell ate all the Doritos?

The Jews...

by andygriffin April 21, 2009

Jew

Someone who is of the Jewish religion.

Hey Anthony, you're a Jew, do you celebrate haunaka?
Have you seen Anthony's yamaca?

by Dictionary.comm September 21, 2017

JEW

An acronym pertaining to the band Jimmy Eat World. They are one of the greatest bands ever and write totally amazing and original work.

Dude, JEW is intense.
Dude, I know.

by Johnny B. Goodd December 10, 2006