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The Janitor 

The creepiest person on the planet. Has an expressionless face most of the time, you might see him in your cafeteria. He is always hiding something, and once you find out what it is.....you will wish you never knew........
I stalked the janitor at his office...it turns out that behind closed doors, he is a satanist!!! I couldn't believe my eyes :O
The Janitor by anti_asshole January 9, 2013
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The Janitor 

When you're in debt with someone, so you have to do chores to make up for it.

A known quote from Grand Theft Auto IV
Roman: I kick all the asses that play me, they call me The Janitor!

Niko: Because you can pay your debts and they make you mop the floor? Incredible.

the janitor 

usually pertaining to video games most seen in shooter games.someone who gets in the action during the middle when people are already dying.the janitor or designated player finishes or kills off all the dying players
Your a cheater Billy always being the janitor!
the janitor by Kevin Nielsen August 10, 2006

The Janitor 

When you shit on a bitch then you piss on her chest to clean it off like a fuckin janitor in the cafeteria cleaning up some little kids puke
I had this dirty bitch that was so nasty that she told me to shit on her then clean it off with my piss, like I'm the janitor from school, fuckin cunty whore
The Janitor by Cennams February 6, 2007

The Janitor 

The Janitor is where you shave off your GF's pubic hair. Then, super glue it to the tip of your penis, then ejaculate on her(not in her). The mop it up using the Super glued pubic hair.
Gf-Man, I feel so clean now
BF- Yeah, thanks to the Janitor

The Janitor (Scrubs) 

A fictional character who gets his fill out of degradation and humiliation, most of the time in regard to JD (Zach Braff). By the by the most hilarious character of all time and easily one of my favorites.
The Janitor (Scrubs)...

J.D.: Look uh... Janitor, I'm gonna be straight with you. I saw your penis and I noticed possible melanoma that you should really have checked out.

Janitor: When did you see my penis?

J.D.: Last night when you were showering.

Janitor: Where were you?

J.D.: I was outside in the bushes.

J.D.: Janitor makes confused, sighing noise Look, it was just a coincidence man. I mean, eh, if you had looked out the window you would've seen my penis.

Janitor: What? Why?

J.D.: Because I had it out while I was looking at yours.

Otis the Janitor 

The janitor in Capcom's Dead Rising. He always calls Frank at the worst possible times, mostly telling you things you don't need to know:

"Looks like you've made it to the Food Court, Frank. There's a lot of restaurants there."
Otis the Janitor is a Dead Rising's Peppy from Star Fox 64.

He tells you everything you need to know... over and over and over.
Otis the Janitor: "Frank - That girl woke up. Brad's ready to interrogate her. You'd better get back to the Security Room, quick!"
Otis the Janitor by mad fooly May 20, 2009
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
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Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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