The act of putting on a turban, putting both legs behind your head and shitting on the face of your lover, while screaming the Iraqi National anthem and cutting off her head.
“Hey how were things with Susan last night “
“Great I gave her the Iraqi pretzel”
“Wow I bet that was messy”
“Great I gave her the Iraqi pretzel”
“Wow I bet that was messy”
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by Mrtickleman October 03, 2019
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