The Iraqi Pretzel

The act of putting on a turban, putting both legs behind your head and shitting on the face of your lover, while screaming the Iraqi National anthem and cutting off her head.

“Hey how were things with Susan last night “
“Great I gave her the Iraqi pretzel”
“Wow I bet that was messy”

The Iraqi Pretzel by Mrtickleman October 3, 2019

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