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The act of putting on a turban, putting both legs behind your head and shitting on the face of your lover, while screaming the Iraqi National anthem and cutting off her head.
β€œHey how were things with Susan last night β€œ
β€œGreat I gave her the Iraqi pretzel”
β€œWow I bet that was messy”
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by Mrtickleman October 03, 2019
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