1 definition by Mrtickleman
The act of putting on a turban, putting both legs behind your head and shitting on the face of your lover, while screaming the Iraqi National anthem and cutting off her head.
βHey how were things with Susan last night β
βGreat I gave her the Iraqi pretzelβ
βWow I bet that was messyβ
βGreat I gave her the Iraqi pretzelβ
βWow I bet that was messyβ
by Mrtickleman October 03, 2019
