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The Himlander 

The chosen one. The man with such a big skill set that he basically has superpowers.
Logan: Bro I heard Trey got with 10 girls last night and got an 100 on the Chem final

John: Yea bro Trey is the Himlander and he really can do whatever the fuck he wants

The Homeland 

A sexual act or maneuver that involves demanding a girl to remove her blouse then proceeding to jerk off on her. Once you've climaxed, a proper Homeland is completed by immediately going to sleep on the floor.
Marcus asked, "Yo, did you bang that blonde headed girl you were talking to at the bar last night?" Vinny replied, "Nah, she was on her high horse all night and needed to be dropped down a few pegs so I brought her back to my place and hit her with The Homeland instead.
The Homeland by dickvandice November 15, 2013