the holy hand 

If you been nice you get headpats by the holy hand

Cat: please! No more headpats!
The Holy Hand: *doesn't listen*

the holy hand by Emberu Pemberu February 28, 2020

The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch 

A Reading from the Book of Armaments, Chapter 4, Verses 16 to 20:

Then did he raise on high the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch, saying, "Bless this, O Lord, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the people did rejoice and did feast upon the lambs and toads and tree-sloths and fruit-bats and orangutans and breakfast cereals ... Now did the Lord say, "First thou pullest the Holy Pin. Then thou must count to three. Three shall be the number of the counting and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither shalt thou count two, excepting that thou then proceedeth to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the number of the counting, be reached, then lobbest thou the Holy Hand Grenade in the direction of thine foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it."

King Arthur: Right. One... two... five.
Galahad: Three, sir.
King Arthur: Three.

The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch by dip July 19, 2004

The Holy Hand Grenade 

Peeing, Pooping, Cumming, Sneezing, Coughing, and Puking all at the same time.

Bro why is he running so fast? Hes about to do The Holy Hand Grenade
Charlie you look like shit? "Yeah, I just had to do The Holy Hand Grenade"

The Holy Hand Grenade by LovelyBritz February 24, 2019

The Holy Hand Grenade 

While fisting a girl you are not married to, you drop a live grenade in her and run into the arms of Jesus Christ.

I gave Veronica the Holy Hand Grenade last night, it was a blast!

The Holy Hand Grenade by Friendgroupisbored July 19, 2021