The Prank Call

When you text yo' girl before having sex, telling her you have condoms, and then while mid-sex you lean down and whisper in her ear "Sike!"

I gave my girl The Prank Call 18 years ago... still paying child-support.

by Friendgroupisbored July 19, 2021

The Holy Hand Grenade

While fisting a girl you are not married to, you drop a live grenade in her and run into the arms of Jesus Christ.

I gave Veronica the Holy Hand Grenade last night, it was a blast!

by Friendgroupisbored July 19, 2021

The Anakin

When you cut off your hand while it's inside your girl (or guy).

I gave Vanessa The Anakin, it was the easy way out

by Friendgroupisbored July 19, 2021