The Holiday Season 

A combination of Christmas, Hanukka, Kwanzaa and Ramadan all in one period of time

In the old days, it was not called the Holiday Season; the Christians called it ‘Christmas’ and went to church; the Jews called it ‘Hanukka’ and went to synagogue; the atheists went to parties and drank. People passing each other on the street would say ‘Merry Christmas!’ or ‘Happy Hanukka!’ or (to the atheists) ‘Look out for the wall!’ ~Dave Barry

The Holiday Season by ninjacow December 25, 2010