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the hibernation technique 

when a young man places his nutta butta balls inside a nice inviting rectum, creating a warm environment for them during the winter. very similar to a squirrel hiding his nutts for the winter as well.
Gosh peter, its gonna be way too cold this winter for my nutts. Do you mind if i keep them warm in your rectum?

Good Lord! I think that damn squirrel just hid his nutts in my ass! Wait a minute...oh its just you Bob.

The Hibernating Pickle 

When you pour vinegar in the butthole of a dead human or other mammal and you insert your erect penis in said butthole and leave it in all winter so that when you take it out in the spring your dick is pickled and will therefore taste better.
"Will, my girlfriend was complaining about the taste of my dick so I did the hibernating pickle and she's never been hornier!"

"Jesus, Owen, that's fucking disgusting!"

"Hey, don't knock it till you try it."

The Bear is Hibernating 

When you want to tell someone that they, or someone else is butthurt. Or seem as if they have a stick in their anus.
Person 1: Sara has been giving me the evil eye since I got the boy she was trying to get with.
Person 2: The bear is hibernating.