In the midst of receiving exquisite sloppy, right before the man climaxes, he reaches down and pinches/plugs her nose for a few seconds so she can't breathe and continues to bust a fat one all over her.
Person 1: "Bro I hurd you got some grease last night with shordy from the party"
Person 2: "Ya bro and when I got some top I hit her with The Heneghan"
The sexual act involving a tarp and anal beads. Anal beads in while the guy is getting a blow job, and right when he cums the anal beads are removed, and his bowels empty all over the tarp. Then the partner rolls around in the feces and commences to other sexual acts.
Person 1: You ready? Gonna put the tarp down.
Person 2: What do we need a tarp for?
Person 1: the henderson, now put these anal beads in
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.