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Receiving a handjob in public behind a dumpster.
The Henke is Jonathan's mom's favorite way too satisfy someone behind Fatty Magees.

The Heneghan 

In the midst of receiving exquisite sloppy, right before the man climaxes, he reaches down and pinches/plugs her nose for a few seconds so she can't breathe and continues to bust a fat one all over her.
Person 1: "Bro I hurd you got some grease last night with shordy from the party"

Person 2: "Ya bro and when I got some top I hit her with The Heneghan"

Person 1: "brutal"
The Heneghan by DaughterDater April 27, 2022

the henderson 

The sexual act involving a tarp and anal beads. Anal beads in while the guy is getting a blow job, and right when he cums the anal beads are removed, and his bowels empty all over the tarp. Then the partner rolls around in the feces and commences to other sexual acts.
Person 1: You ready? Gonna put the tarp down.
Person 2: What do we need a tarp for?
Person 1: the henderson, now put these anal beads in
the henderson by almosttooboss June 10, 2011

yank the hankey 

to wrap a hankercheif around your penis when masturbating, thus causing a heating sensation as the cloth rubs against your penis's head
yankin' the hankey makes the orgasm niiiicccceeee and hotttttttttt
yank the hankey by bomb sauseter December 28, 2004

The Henderson incest clan 

A rumoured incest family that supposedly lives in Aberdeen. They do strange things and stick to their own.
Oh aye the Henderson incest clan they’re a scary bunch.

What the hecken 

What the hecken is bacically a cooler form of "what the heck."
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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