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The Hemingway

A sex act in which the man pulls out before climax, and instead of busting a nut on the woman he cum-sprays himself in the face. If possible he then proceeds to make out with her with a jizz covered face.
"I got wasted last night and did the Hemingway with this bitch... She ran off in terror, and I woke up with my right eye glued shut."
by GravyRocket August 17, 2009
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Noun: A word to describe the action of shooting oneself with a shotgun, inherently ending his or her life, in order to escape life's pressures; named for Ernest Hemingway, who did the very same thing.
"Dude, you got an "F" on your English test? Dang, you should totally go The Hemingway (Or The Heming Way).
by BerrySnaps December 23, 2008
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Doing the Hemingway

Getting drunk, banging two or three girls and then writing a small novel til the sun goes down...or comes up.
"Doing the Hemingway to-night."

"Shit! I'll bring condoms and my sister."

"See you at 7 then."
by Jim Witness September 5, 2010
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The Heming-way

To blast one's head off with a shotgun, similar to the author Ernest Hemingway's preferred choice of suicide.
John's girlfriend broke up with him. Rather than move on like any normal person would do, he decided he couldn't live anymore without her and went the Heming-way.
by Eustace McCleach April 3, 2009
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