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The Hedgehog 

Nickname given to famous porn star Ron Jeremy. He is widely known for being overweight, having copious amounts of body hair, and possessing a remarkably large penis.
I love watching movies with The Hedgehog in them. Ron Jeremy is a stud.
The Hedgehog by The Unijacker December 7, 2006
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The Hedgehog 

The Hedgehog is one of the greatest experiences a couple can enjoy.

The male/female curls up like a scared hedgehog with his/her face planted into the mattress while their partner is gearing up for one of the best feelings she will ever feel, possibly even flicking her bean in preparation. Then proceeds to sit on the back of head of the hedgehoged human with her ham baguette and thrust back and fourth on their hairy head giving the feeling of facesitting a hedgehog.

Bald people unfortunately can not partake in the position of hedgehog.
Amy Rose: I hedgehoged Sonic last night, the day after I've never seen him run so fast.

Knuckles: I have to try the hedgehoge.
The Hedgehog by CraigyFindlay August 17, 2018

the hedgehog 

When you have the hedgehog, you need to see a therapist regularly.
the hedgehog by yoyl December 19, 2008

Shadow the Hedgehog 

a bitch ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife. That's right, he took his hedgehog fucking quill-y dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife and he said his dick was "THIS BIG" and I said "That's disgusting." so I'm making a call-out post on my Twitter dot com. Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small dick, it's the size of a walnut except way smaller.
Person 1: Did you hear what happened with Shadow the Hedgehog?
Person 2: Yeah, he pissed on Eggman's wife didn't he?

Sonic the hedgehog 

Sonic the hedgehog is the fastest blue hedgehog alive. He has taken many different paths but one thing is the same about him, he is still blue and still running.
Sonic the hedgehog has the beSt video games ever - by shiza

Sonic The Hedgehog 

A fast, hyperactive blue hedgehog. He is impatient and has a few rivals. His favorite food is the Chili Dog. If he has 50 rings and all 7 chaos emeralds, he turns into the Unstoppable Super Sonic. If he has all 7 SUPER emeralds, he turns into the even more Unstoppable Hyper Sonic.
Tom played Sonic The Hedgehog on the Sega Genesis.

Sonic the hedgehog 

A game about blue hedgehog vs egg which has banger music
The best music is from game about blue hedgehog vs egg AKA Sonic the Hedgehog.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

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God Shot 

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