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The Hamiltons

Having the courage to say whats on your mind, however it sounds.

Balls of steel

No remorse.

"Bro I seen that Lass today but dodnt have the Hamiltons to even say hi to her"
Bro, I seen that lass again tonight but I didn't have the Hamiltons to talk to her
Words you can keep

the hamiltons

Speaks mind, balls of steel, couldn't care less, courage.
I haven't got the Hamiltons to even try that scary shit

The Hamilton Pivot 

When someone is drinking high quality alcohol all night, and then chooses to drink something of significantly lesser quality to end of the night.

The name is derived from the town of Hamilton, Ontario, a city one hour removed from Toronto, Ontario.
We were drinking shots of Patrón for hours, and then this guy pulled The Hamilton Pivot. Ordered a round of Jim Beam, and then went right home.

Visiting the Hamptons

Performing analingus in the middle of a blowjob. A well deserved rest for the dick-sucker while still giving your partner pleasure. Talented individuals will accompany a visit to the the Hamptons with a handjob. This is also known as a Rusty Trombone.
Person 1: mmmprgh mppph slurp mpphhh

Person 2: Good job, champ! While don't you take a breather and get to visiting the Hamptons?!

The Hamptons 

A group of towns on the eastern tip of Long Island. These towns are- South Hampton, Watermill, Sagaponack, East Hampton, Bridge Hampton. Amagansett, Springs, Sag Harbor, Montauk, West Hampton, Wainscott, and Hampton Bays are hamlets in the hamptons, and to some are considered part of the hamptons. Its boring in the winter, but in the summer it gets over run by cidiots. Its a beautiful place to live, and not everyone is rich. Most people living in the hamptons are middle class.
Tina: Im vacationing in The Hamptons this summer!!
Lana: Lucky its so nice out there!!!

Example 2.
Fred: Where do you live?
Tim: In East Hampton
Fred: Dude you must be LOADED!!!
Tim: Not really...
The Hamptons by MEXNYBC May 4, 2010

The Hamptons 

An awesome place to live and grow up as a local. We are not all rich.... most of us locals are middle class people just like everyone else.

We don't appreciate celebrities and cidiots ruining our summers by jamming up Sunrise with their ridiculously over-priced pieces of plastic they call cars. We also don't like serving pieces of shit from Manhattan that think they're better than us because they are in OUR hometown for the summer.
Person #1: "You're from the Hamptons??? You must be RICH!!!"

Local: "Actually I work my ass off to afford the things I have just like everyone else."


Don't take Sunrise during the following: Memorial Day/ Independence Day / The Hampton Classic / Any movie primeres
The Hamptons by Local Lady October 2, 2004

The Hamptons 

The Hamptons is a place where rich people go on vacation and spend most of their summers. It is made up of a few different places but only East Hampton, WaterMill, Bridge Hampton, and South Hampton really matter. The people who actually live in the Hamptons do not necessarily have that much money like the ones that vacation there. In the summer the Hamptons start to get bombarded by celebrities and vineyard-vines wearing people.
person 1: hey I’m going to the hamptons for most of the summer
person 2: damn you must have money
The Hamptons by richboiiiii July 1, 2018
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