A Mormon f**k boy who got into BYU because his parents wrote his essays and did average in school. He wears a leather necklace and has at least one anklet. His jeans are skinny, ripped, and definitely pinned up to show either his Stance socks or just bare skin. He wanted to join a frat but since BYU doesn’t allow them he decided to stay in Helaman Halls since that is as close to a frat you can get at BYU. He uses the Provo soak or other similar moves so he doesn’t feel as guilty when he goes on his mission without repenting. Doesn’t necessarily have to stay in Helaman Halls to be a Helaman Halls boy but they almost always do
Girl 1: Holy cow that boy is so hot
G 2: Yeah but he looks like he stays in Helaman Halls
G 1: If he’s a Helaman Halls boy that just means we’ll have more fun when we NCMO
G 2: Yeah but he looks like he stays in Helaman Halls
G 1: If he’s a Helaman Halls boy that just means we’ll have more fun when we NCMO
by Nephi Johnson June 23, 2019
A godless land, a place with more drugs at any given point in time than Pablo Escobar has seen in his life. The floor is caked with enough piss to make a kinky bastard drop and start licking. There’s always one kid in there shitting his brains out. The graffiti on the stall walls can make a KKK meeting look tame.
If you have a piss kink or a drug problem, the Shawnee lower D hall boys bathroom is the place for you.
by Dickballs420 February 7, 2023
by No1Fan January 13, 2010