The Griffy 

1. A man with an object (which can be anything)
2. anything you want

Dude he smoked the griffy.

The Griffy by kencoolneo June 1, 2004

Riding the Griffin

Masturbation.

From World of Warcraft, where players have nothing better to do for eight minutes while traveling from one place to another on their griffin.

Three guys playing WoW and talking on teamspeak.

Guy 1: Hey, Guy 2.

(no reply)

Guy 3: He must be off riding the griffin.

Riding the Griffin by Pyromaniakkk December 30, 2009

The Griffith Femto Theory 

A theory stating that the internet is so vast and so random that you could post a random photo claiming it's a meme from the future, and at some point the photo will gain relevance as a meme.

Bro 1: Bro, did you hear about that one among us post from 2010?

Bro 2: Nah man, that's just a prime example of the Griffith Femto theory

The Griffith Femto Theory by ZenaMudry November 27, 2021

The Griffin Gallery 

A Gallery of photos that young Griffin Harrington has taken. It is quite outstanding work and he will go far. This is his website.

The Griffin Gallery. "Milk". "Orange Women" "White is My Middle Name"

The Griffin Gallery by Sam Fields August 10, 2009

the griffin 

Stuffs his own sock in his mouth before sex

The griffin is really fucked in the head.

the griffin by Paige--123 March 4, 2015

Riding the Griffin

Male masturbation.

Black Cloud's probably off riding the griffin right now.

Riding the Griffin by RtUl PiLLs December 28, 2009

Warm the Griffin 

Spark up a spliff.

Hey, Boink. I've just picked up. Shall we warm the griffin?

Warm the Griffin by Slil October 22, 2018