The Griffy
The Griffy by kencoolneo June 1, 2004
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The Griffy Paradox
A psychological paradox that describes the simultaneous desire to remove ones headphones or turn down the volume on their computer to prevent hearing loss from a Twitch streamer's (Griffy's) ear-piercing screams, while also wanting to keep them on and volume up in anticipation of his oddly entertaining and satisfying sensual moans and sound effects. This creates irresolvable conflict between self-preservation and curiosity.
"I wanted to take my headset off after Griffy screamed into the mic, but then he started making those ridiculous moans. I was experiencing the Griffy Paradox."
"Warning: This stream may induce the Griffy Paradox, causing viewers to constantly debate whether wearing headphones is a terrible or brilliant idea."
"Warning: This stream may induce the Griffy Paradox, causing viewers to constantly debate whether wearing headphones is a terrible or brilliant idea."
The Griffy Paradox by A Dood Named Skiddle July 6, 2026
Riding the Griffin
Masturbation.
From World of Warcraft, where players have nothing better to do for eight minutes while traveling from one place to another on their griffin.
From World of Warcraft, where players have nothing better to do for eight minutes while traveling from one place to another on their griffin.
Three guys playing WoW and talking on teamspeak.
Guy 1: Hey, Guy 2.
(no reply)
Guy 3: He must be off riding the griffin.
Guy 1: Hey, Guy 2.
(no reply)
Guy 3: He must be off riding the griffin.
Riding the Griffin by Pyromaniakkk December 30, 2009
The Griffith Femto Theory
A theory stating that the internet is so vast and so random that you could post a random photo claiming it's a meme from the future, and at some point the photo will gain relevance as a meme.
Bro 1: Bro, did you hear about that one among us post from 2010?
Bro 2: Nah man, that's just a prime example of the Griffith Femto theory
Bro 2: Nah man, that's just a prime example of the Griffith Femto theory
The Griffith Femto Theory by ZenaMudry November 27, 2021
The Griffin Gallery
A Gallery of photos that young Griffin Harrington has taken. It is quite outstanding work and he will go far. This is his website.
The Griffin Gallery by Sam Fields August 10, 2009
the griffin
the griffin by Paige--123 March 4, 2015
Riding the Griffin
Riding the Griffin by RtUl PiLLs December 28, 2009
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