The Griffy
The Griffy by kencoolneo June 1, 2004
Words you can keep
The Griffy Paradox
A psychological paradox that describes the simultaneous desire to remove ones headphones or turn down the volume on their computer to prevent hearing loss from a Twitch streamer's (Griffy's) ear-piercing screams, while also wanting to keep them on and volume up in anticipation of his oddly entertaining and satisfying sensual moans and sound effects. This creates irresolvable conflict between self-preservation and curiosity.
"I wanted to take my headset off after Griffy screamed into the mic, but then he started making those ridiculous moans. I was experiencing the Griffy Paradox."
"Warning: This stream may induce the Griffy Paradox, causing viewers to constantly debate whether wearing headphones is a terrible or brilliant idea."
"Warning: This stream may induce the Griffy Paradox, causing viewers to constantly debate whether wearing headphones is a terrible or brilliant idea."
The Griffy Paradox by A Dood Named Skiddle July 6, 2026
Riding the Griffin
Masturbation.
From World of Warcraft, where players have nothing better to do for eight minutes while traveling from one place to another on their griffin.
From World of Warcraft, where players have nothing better to do for eight minutes while traveling from one place to another on their griffin.
Three guys playing WoW and talking on teamspeak.
Guy 1: Hey, Guy 2.
(no reply)
Guy 3: He must be off riding the griffin.
Guy 1: Hey, Guy 2.
(no reply)
Guy 3: He must be off riding the griffin.
Riding the Griffin by Pyromaniakkk December 30, 2009
The Griffith Femto Theory
A theory stating that the internet is so vast and so random that you could post a random photo claiming it's a meme from the future, and at some point the photo will gain relevance as a meme.
Bro 1: Bro, did you hear about that one among us post from 2010?
Bro 2: Nah man, that's just a prime example of the Griffith Femto theory
Bro 2: Nah man, that's just a prime example of the Griffith Femto theory
The Griffith Femto Theory by ZenaMudry November 27, 2021
The Griffin Gallery
A Gallery of photos that young Griffin Harrington has taken. It is quite outstanding work and he will go far. This is his website.
The Griffin Gallery by Sam Fields August 10, 2009
the griffin
the griffin by Paige--123 March 4, 2015
Riding the Griffin
Riding the Griffin by RtUl PiLLs December 28, 2009
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Coyote Ugly
1. Place
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026
Literally 1984
Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
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Back when I lived in upstate new york
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
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TLDU
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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