griffin_the

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1. Worlds Number one fag and pedophile that touches little boys like Cubs17fan17.

2. "biggest Nubcake that you could ever see"

3. A male who has female eyes of a woman.

Hi my names griffin_the and i like to touch little boys and think it's cool. - I banged my hand so hard it blue balled me.

griffin_the by Andy^ April 3, 2009

Griffin the simp

A tiktok boy named Griffin johnson how is simpinv over tiktok star Dixie damelio and he be making some cute as tweets about her

griffin the simp is so cute!!!!

Griffin the simp by Grixiestan July 7, 2020

Stewie Griffin: the untold story!

The name of the new family guy movie due for release September 27, 2005. I heard it was pretty damn good. Going straight to dvd.

It's about how stewie sees a guy on tv that looks just like him. Convinced this guy is his real dad, Stewie travels the country to find him.

Stewie Griffin: the untold story! by Adrian September 5, 2005

Riding the Griffin

Masturbation.

From World of Warcraft, where players have nothing better to do for eight minutes while traveling from one place to another on their griffin.

Three guys playing WoW and talking on teamspeak.

Guy 1: Hey, Guy 2.

(no reply)

Guy 3: He must be off riding the griffin.

Riding the Griffin by Pyromaniakkk December 30, 2009

The Griffin Gallery

A Gallery of photos that young Griffin Harrington has taken. It is quite outstanding work and he will go far. This is his website.

The Griffin Gallery. "Milk". "Orange Women" "White is My Middle Name"

The Griffin Gallery by Sam Fields August 10, 2009

the griffin

Stuffs his own sock in his mouth before sex

The griffin is really fucked in the head.

the griffin by Paige--123 March 4, 2015

Riding the Griffin

Male masturbation.

Black Cloud's probably off riding the griffin right now.

Riding the Griffin by RtUl PiLLs December 28, 2009

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)

"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."

mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005

Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.

Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it

Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025

Word of the Day on August 21, 2026