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the griffin 

Stuffs his own sock in his mouth before sex
The griffin is really fucked in the head.
the griffin by Paige--123 March 4, 2015
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the griffin 

another word for head
James is getting the griffin tonight
the griffin by bigDmoney16 May 1, 2021

The Griffin Gallery 

A Gallery of photos that young Griffin Harrington has taken. It is quite outstanding work and he will go far. This is his website.
The Griffin Gallery. "Milk". "Orange Women" "White is My Middle Name"
The Griffin Gallery by Sam Fields August 10, 2009

The Griffin Moth Creature of Clark Lane

A feaster of Mountain Dew and Rallys. By day it is a normal looking human. By night it transforms into a horrible moth creature who enjoys Walker Texas Ranger.
"Shit! It's the Griffin Moth Creature of Clark Lane!"
"Don't worry. He only feast on Rallys."

Riding the Griffin

Masturbation.

From World of Warcraft, where players have nothing better to do for eight minutes while traveling from one place to another on their griffin.
Three guys playing WoW and talking on teamspeak.

Guy 1: Hey, Guy 2.

(no reply)

Guy 3: He must be off riding the griffin.
Riding the Griffin by Pyromaniakkk December 30, 2009

Riding the Griffin

Black Cloud's probably off riding the griffin right now.
Riding the Griffin by RtUl PiLLs December 28, 2009

Warm the Griffin 

Hey, Boink. I've just picked up. Shall we warm the griffin?
Warm the Griffin by Slil October 22, 2018
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