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The Great White NOPE! 

The Great White NOPE! — a term that applies primarily to people like former “Nice-President” Mike Pence and “white wading boot wearing” Ron DeSantis. Secondarily the term also applies to tapioca, tofu, and hospital produced rice pudding. What all of these have in common is that the leave a bad taste in your mouth and often cause gas!

Even the NRA booed Mike Pence; and, Republican surrogates are declaring Ron DeSantis unelectable outside of Florida because of the six week abortion law he just enacted.

DeSantis, when asked the location of the clitoris replied that it was located in the back of a woman’s throat proved himself to be a man of his generation who may have gotten his sex education from adult movies that were filmed in Florida.

FLORIDA PRIDE!!!!!!!!!

If “unelectable” or “un-electability” were a person, these two men would complete for the privilege of personifying these words.
Mike Pence and Ron DeSantis are in competition for the title: The Great White NOPE!
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The Great White NOPE! 

The Great White NOPE! — Mike Pence and Ron DeSantis along with any member of MAGA and The Freedom Caucus.
Yep…that about covers it.
Mike Pence and Ron DeSantis along with any member of MAGA and The Freedom Caucus equals The Great White NOPE!. Who do I have to fuck to make these people disappear!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??????????

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016
Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.
Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!
Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012

giantess 

she will either play with you crush you use you a slave or eat you
giantess by Tonyt September 8, 2004