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The Graham

The nickname of the Bill Graham Civic Auditorium in San Francisco, CA
“We’re going to see the Arctic Monkeys in the fall.”

“Cool. Where at?”

“At The Graham.”
The Graham by pongrizzle June 10, 2018
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The Graham

A cave dwelling creature with a long ponytail and a beard. Grahams are often more than 25% butter.

They reside in dungeons eating Pringles and energy drinks, trapping and then boring their prey to death.

As a result of this Grahams often have no friends.
"I went to the beach the other day and I swear I saw The Graham"

"Really? Did you talk to it"

"No! I don't want to die."
The Graham by SuperGaz October 25, 2011

The Graham Hall Test 

Shaking a load (e.g. boxes, furniture) after tying it to a trailer, to assess if it is sufficiently secured. To pass the Graham Hall Test: when you shake the load, it should also shake the trailer. If not, then you haven't secured your load properly, and you should consider re-tying it.
That Lawnmower definitely passes the Graham Hall Test; When you shake the mower, the trailer shakes too!

Let's do the Graham Hall Test, to make sure my fridge won't fall off.

The Graham Bell 

A modification of The Houdini; a guy has sex with a girl doggy style, and then half way through, stops and says he needs to use the bathroom or begins to finger her. A friend then sneaks in to switch places with the original guy. After a few minutes of this, the original guy then calls the girl and gets her to pick up while his friend is banging her, and talks to her. On the phone. Hence--- The Graham Bell, as in Alexander Graham Bell, inventor of the telephone.
Joe: Did you here what Steve did to Lisa last night?
Matt: No. What'd he do?
Joe: Oh it was awesome, he totally gave her The Graham Bell with Kyle.
Matt: Whoa! No way!
Joe: Yeah he talked to the bitch for 2 minutes before she realized she'd ben 'Graham'ed.
Matt: Lol Slutz
The Graham Bell by Roger Sterling September 9, 2009

The Graham James 

When you cum on someone's feet then give them a blow-job.
"On a road trip to Disneyland, we stopped for the night at a Super 8. As soon as I thought my buddy was asleep, I surprised him with The Graham James."
The Graham James by StickyFeet October 22, 2009

The Graham School 

A highschool mostly consisted of smelly white people with greasy hair and dirty finger nails
Damn I'm glad I don't go to The Graham School! Everyone stinks!

Graham The Christian 

A youtube channel owned by a fat cunt that used to own the name Cowbelly on youtube.
Fist Of Salt don't search this up again ya fat cunt
Graham The Christian by jimmybenoit November 1, 2017
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