by pongrizzle May 29, 2018
A cave dwelling creature with a long ponytail and a beard. Grahams are often more than 25% butter.
They reside in dungeons eating Pringles and energy drinks, trapping and then boring their prey to death.
As a result of this Grahams often have no friends.
They reside in dungeons eating Pringles and energy drinks, trapping and then boring their prey to death.
As a result of this Grahams often have no friends.
"I went to the beach the other day and I swear I saw The Graham"
"Really? Did you talk to it"
"No! I don't want to die."
"Really? Did you talk to it"
"No! I don't want to die."
by SuperGaz October 25, 2011
by thehappyfannibal April 19, 2016
A person who is generally white. He is funny and chill most of the time but randomly rages and makes everyone laugh.
by Centurion Actual November 25, 2014
A Graham is a really good guy. Everybody wants to be around a Graham because he is so cool & so much fun. He can be a flirt, but can also be just a sweet friend. He can be a good Catholic boy, but also has a very fun, playful side. A Graham has many endearing qualities. He's captivating, intriguing, thoughtful, sweet, polite, kind, & caring. Many are drawn to his magnetic personality, boyish charm, & his sense of humor. A Graham is humble & modest. His shyness & unawareness of his effect on the ladies, is quite endearing. He has a sharp wit & sense of style. Grahams are extraordinary. They have a name that sounds cool & striking good looks. The ladies find it hard to resist a Graham with beautiful blue eyes, cute dimples, & a sweet, disarming smile, & a very sexy voice. If you're ever in the position to kiss a Graham, kiss him as much as you can! Everyone wants a Graham to be happy & have a great, full, successful life. If you are lucky enough to call a Graham yours, take very good care of him. You are truly blessed. A Graham is a very special & rare find.
I'll always be sweet on Graham.
Wow that Graham can grow some great facial hair! Who is this guy? He's making the other guys look bad.
Ugh...Graham is kicking my butt in this game! Is there anything he's not good at?
That Graham is one of a kind & an all around amazing guy.
Graham rocks!!!!!
Wow that Graham can grow some great facial hair! Who is this guy? He's making the other guys look bad.
Ugh...Graham is kicking my butt in this game! Is there anything he's not good at?
That Graham is one of a kind & an all around amazing guy.
Graham rocks!!!!!
by PoP December 23, 2014
They are strong and funny characters. Sensitive but will not let on to the fact. Mindlessly kind, pranksters to the end to ensure a great atmosphere. Young at heart and foolish sometimes with their faith in people. One of the most innovative, charismatic, intelligent creatures; their only downfalls is that they're prone to self doubt and easily frustrated. Overall, classed as genuine, loyal and enigmatic members of the western world.
You see that eloquent young speaker up there? Got a bit of the "graham" in him he has; class act all by himself.
by Anastacia Beaverhausen January 20, 2014
A Graham is a handsome, popular, and tall guy. They generally live in a preppy place, with women at his feet praying to him. He is a god. Grahams also are generally very athletic, even the most athletic in their class. If you meet a Graham, you are a very lucky individual, although you may be speechless by his incredibly looks, hair, body, and eyes. A Graham can easily steal your woman, although he is too nice of a guy to do so. A Graham always belongs to a country club, but he is more of a classic American sports guy (Football, Basketball, Hockey, Lacrosse). Nonetheless, Graham is basically what you want to be when you are a fetus inside of your moms aching belly....
Guy1: "What the hell is Graham doing here? Isn't he supposed to be on the moon, saving the world, or on a yacht?"
Guy2: "Who the fuck knows.... I don't want to piss my pants today, so I'm not going to go talk to him."
Example 2 ~
Girl: (Sees Graham) Oragasm.
Guy2: "Who the fuck knows.... I don't want to piss my pants today, so I'm not going to go talk to him."
Example 2 ~
Girl: (Sees Graham) Oragasm.
by WeLikeToPissOfOldWhitePeople July 18, 2013