The Goodna 

Shaving your bits with a rusty razor

Nikki did The Goodna on her bits preparing for the weekend

The Goodna by GIlli bean May 4, 2019

What the goodness 

A substitute for the actual swear
"what the f***" But more funnier and not get you into trouble

The guy gets punched in the face and the teacher is there

Guy : WHAT THE GOODNESS???

What the goodness by Uran8 April 16, 2009

Feel the goodness 

A motivational phrase said when ingesting unappetizing food or drink.

As he devours a lunch break-fast food-pseudo-meal his co-workers inspire him to "feel the goodness."

Feel the goodness by jazzcat_cfl December 1, 2010

the goodness 

high quality skunky sticky icky that you only wish you knew someone who would sell it to you. Can be know to cause extreme paranoia and Taco Bell sauce fights

joe: yo i grabbed the goodness today
bob: roll it then nigga!

the goodness by ThaOriginal January 25, 2005

The Goodmanson 

hmhmhmhmhmh brandy bakering bacon brix

confused young asian boy. ten balls.

The Goodmanson by mr. jenkins January 7, 2005

What the goodness 

An extra clean version of literally any other cuss word.

Anybody: (*Is jokingly, mildly insulted*): What the goodness, man?

What the goodness by Procrastinating right now June 7, 2020

Kissing the homies goodnight 

Something we all do, kissing the homies goodnight, it is not gay

If you do not kiss the homies goodnight, go to bed

Joe: Sorry babe I was kissing the homies goodnight

Sarah: Isn’t that gay?

Joe: Look, if you say it is gay one more time I’m going to leave you

Kissing the homies goodnight by DaemonAzure January 5, 2020