The Gonz 

Classy, God, sometimes caught wearing a flannel shirt jacket

You can be good, but you’ll never be The Gonz

The Gonz by BobbertGe December 9, 2020

The Gonzales

The dominatrix act involving nutrient tubes and an inflatable dildo, taken from the name of its founder, Gonzales.

Man, me and my bitch just had the gonzales goin for a few days, was fairly nice

The Gonzales by superanon8 August 4, 2009

the gonzo effect 

A state of mind induced by psychedelic and deleriant drugs that is characterized by a total lack of logic and reason, difficulty or inability to communicate with others, and the complete loss of one's sense of reality. Other symptoms may include:
-gibberish or non-linear speech
-dizziness, disorientation
-racing and/or delusional thought
-visual and auditory delerium (seeing/hearing things that aren't there)
-throwing chairs and other large objects
-rolling around on the floor yelling about reptiles
-attempting suicide at the end of Jefferson Airplane songs
The term gonzo come from the works of a writer Hunter S. Thompson, who became famous for taking excessive amounts of drugs at some of the most important historical events of the twentieth century, and still having time to write up the newspaper report. He called this gonzo journalism, which is what the gonzo effect is derived from.

Dude, Billy had a the gonzo effect last night! He smashed a vase, broke down his front door, and tore up every piece of paper in the house. I guess that must have been some really strong acid

the gonzo effect by Dr. Gonzo314 August 10, 2010

the gonzo

When a man places his testicles in a womans eye sockets and then lays his penis out over her nose, similar to the muppet character Gonzos facial features

Dude, that chick got the gonzo, pwned!!

the gonzo by Urban Dictionary July 15, 2006

The Gonzales

The Gonzales is an advanced sexual maneuver named after its founder Mr P. Gonzales. It involves the "woman" figure in the relationship to be strapped down forcefully, and held captive (of course just acting, rather than reality) for a period of some days. The woman figure is forcefully fed from a nutrient tube, or nutrient dildo from which he/she must slowly suck all that they will live on for a period of unknown proportion. The mixture must incorporate the required nutrients for life of course, along with small traces of semen, slowly increasing over the period. The semen should be that of the sexual partner's in order to heighten the sense of intimacy. The maneuver is best performed strapped to a chair, and their should be some form of inflatable dildo underneath that inflates at key moments during the sexual acts, either into the vagina, or rectum if it should be a male in the chair. "The Gonzales" usually lasts roughly 4-5 days, and can be performed with either a man or woman, though P.Gonzales' preference is a male to share his (what some would call sick) fantasies with. P.Gonzales has a doctorate in alternate sexual fetishes from Oxford University, London, and is a world renowned professor on the subject. This maneuver should not be performed by the feint of heart, and P.Gonzales' in-depth guide should be consulted on his website, which includes information on many more moves, this being his signature move, hence its name "The Gonzales".

Hey ross, you wanna go bak to mine tonight and perform "The Gonzales" for a few days?

The Gonzales by Anon76 August 3, 2009

The Gonzo

To perform a 'Gonzo', simply place your balls over your partner's eyes and let your penis fall over her nose. She now resembles Gonzo from the muppets.

Dude, I totally gave that bitch the gonzo last night.

The Gonzo by Lee Hardin March 2, 2008

The Gonzo

You place your balls in the eye sockets of a person and lay your dick over their nose so they resemble Gonzo from Jim Henson's muppets.

I gave Charles the Gonzo last night and he still has my taint smear on his forehead.

The Gonzo by Tobe Pierce August 5, 2008