the gear

Meaning "that's the best" or, "that's some amazing shit right there".

Can also mean "all inclusive", in some contexts

1) Steve: I just made myself some blueberry Pop Tarts in that toaster.

Andy: Man, that shit's the gear!

2) "Come on down to our soup kitchen! We have minestrone, chicken noodle, all the gear!"

by Rome_Leader April 24, 2009

The Gear

Commonly used as Australian slang, "The Gear" refers to performance enhancing drugs in which is usually steroids.

Gym bro #1-"Hey dude you on the gear?"

Gym bro #2-"Nah bro all natty"

by theradovanobitch July 20, 2021

The Gear Shift

I am here to introduce a new and original wanking move I call it 'The Gear Shift'. In order to execute this move you will need to get to the point where your about to blow your load then swiftly release your dick from your hand wait for 1 and a half seconds precisely grab your dick again from the bottom 3 strokes then push the cum out. Once mastered you will gain a new level of mastery in the field, with enough precision the load can pierce straight through the skull and be fatal USE WITH CAUTION! Bringing all new levels of pleasure to the game. Thank me later boys. Welcome to THE GEAR SHIFT!

"Ahhh shit im gonna blow *gear shift* AHHHHHHHHHHH! POWERRRRRR LOADDDDDDDDDD"

The Gear Shift is the perfect execution for finishing a wank

by SamTheBaldMan April 6, 2021

the gear wars

The Gear Wars are a historical series of conflicts first mentioned in season 1, episode 11, "Ricksy Business," by Revolio Clockberg Junior, who Rick refers to as Gearhead (though the show later implies this is a racial epithet.) Part of a running gag on the show, the Gear Wars pastiche heavy-handed sci-fi exposition, as a character with lots to say about an ancient conflict is ignored instead of indulged. Of course, one of Rick and Morty's greatest tricks is getting fans invested in its lore even as it mocks them for caring.

gear head: "hey morty wanna here about the gear wars".
Morty: "No".

by Bread_man69420 November 25, 2021

on the gear

A phrase used by the YouTuber Dan M, which means cheating in the popular video game "Counter-Strike: Global Offensive."

Crisp, clean lock, he's clearly on the gear bois

by autist retard March 8, 2017

scrunchie on the gear stick

When you slide it onto the gear stick reaaaaal good

Ruk: 'Hey hun u wanna scrunchie on the gear stick tonite'
Man on the corner: 'Please leave me alone, I'm waiting for my wife'
Ruk: 'Hunnnnn u know ur wife don't have a scrunchie half as elasticated as mine'
Man on the corner: * runs off *

by greg_gearstick April 7, 2022

All the gear no idea

When someone has all the equipment but are acc shit. Typically used for people playing sports

Barry turns up to play tennis with a newly strung Wilson's racket (sheep string ) with nike shoes but still shanks the ball

John ' all the gear no idea mate '

by anonymous December 30, 2020