The Garnett

To block a practice or warm up shot in basketball that occurs after a whistle or any other dead ball situation during a game.

Johnny tried to get his rhythm back from the arc and attempted a three after a foul away from the ball, but a player from the other team pulled "the Garnett" and stuffed the ball as it descended towards the rim.

by Creonptc March 19, 2011

The Garnett

To block a practice or warm up shot in basketball that occurs after a whistle or any other dead ball situation during a game.

Johnny tried to get his rhythm back from the arc and attempted a three after a foul away from the ball, but a player from the other team pulled "the Garnett" and stuffed the ball as it descended towards the rim.

by Creonptc March 20, 2011

The Garnett

To block a practice or warm up shot in basketball that occurs after a whistle or any other dead ball situation during a game.

Johnny tried to get his rhythm back from the arc and attempted a three after a foul away from the ball, but a player from the other team pulled "the Garnett" and stuffed the ball as it descended towards the rim.

by Creonptc March 20, 2011

The Kevin Garnett

1. when one person makes a derogatory comment to another person in which the comment pretains to a person having or looking like they have cancer.

KG called me a cancer patient, I'm pissed because, u know how many people died from cancer, and he's tossing it like it's a joke - he just pulled The Kevin Garnett

by cyclistvs.car December 20, 2010

The garrett approach

The garrett approach is when a public figure addresses an adult situation in a way that's appropriate for children, this phrase is named after Joseph Garrett better know as stampylonghead who handled the concept of one of his minecraft helpers (L for Lee) being accused of sexual misconduct in a way that would be appropriate for his child audience

Guy 1:
So, what did you tell the kids about jared?

Guy 2:
Eh, I went with the garrett approach

by KentuckyFriedHumans June 17, 2020

The Garrett

A sex position similar to doggy style on a bbq grill while steaks are cooking beneath you

Jacob did The Garrett with the dog at the family barbecue

by Jonahisthethiccestmanintheland December 10, 2019

The Garrett

when a man lathers peanut butter ALL over his testicles, then encourages his two dogs to lick and nibble the peanut butter until he is completely satisfied.

Dude 1: hey, got any crazy good tricks up yo sleeve fo mb?
Dude 2: yeah try the garrett! it had me enjoyin my whole night!

by rachizzle137 January 28, 2010