The Flat
The Flat by Louisiplaya January 17, 2009
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The Flat Tire
The sound that one makes when irritated, frustrated or just pissed. Very popular in the urban world. Sounds like a leaking tire.
The Flat Tire:
Cop: Put your hands on the car.
Urban Kid: Psssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss maaaannnn (imitating the sound of a leaking deflating flat tire)
Cop: Put your hands on the car.
Urban Kid: Psssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss maaaannnn (imitating the sound of a leaking deflating flat tire)
The Flat Tire by Snakepliskken November 19, 2017
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the flat muffin theory
When a muffin get pressed into the shape of a cookie and you realise that we have been cheated all along. Muffins are just fat cookies.
Mueid: Muffins are not found they are flat.
Boye: We should only sell flat muffins. Same muffin less area.
Claudia: That looks like somebody stepped on shit.
Mueid: But it's very tasty. A flat muffin is just a cookie but soft. That is the flat muffin theory. We have been eating fat cookies all along.
Boye: We should only sell flat muffins. Same muffin less area.
Claudia: That looks like somebody stepped on shit.
Mueid: But it's very tasty. A flat muffin is just a cookie but soft. That is the flat muffin theory. We have been eating fat cookies all along.
the flat muffin theory by The flat muffin June 24, 2018
National Grab the flat 🍑
National Grab the flat 🍑 by bitxhes June 8, 2020
Is the earth flat?
We KNOW the answer. No, the earth is not flat, it’s round like a ball, and anyone who asks that question is retarded as fuck.
Aaron: hey Matt, is the earth flat?
Matt: bruh
Aaron: ok, I’ll ask someone else.
Aaron: hey David, is the earth flat?
David: shut the fuck up!
Aaron: it’s either yes or no
Aaron: Mason, my man, is the earth flat?
Mason: no
Aaron: man they’re horrible liars
Matt: bruh
Aaron: ok, I’ll ask someone else.
Aaron: hey David, is the earth flat?
David: shut the fuck up!
Aaron: it’s either yes or no
Aaron: Mason, my man, is the earth flat?
Mason: no
Aaron: man they’re horrible liars
Is the earth flat? by Kidswillbekids October 29, 2019
so flat the walls are jealous
When a girl is so flat she makes even the walls jealous. The point when a girl cant get any flatter than she was when she was 3.
so flat the walls are jealous by Leixand XV July 31, 2007
the world is flat
the world is flat by Bman98767 January 17, 2018
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