The Fat Guy
The Fat Guy by Theguywhofuckednathansmum July 10, 2010
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The Fat Guy
J: "i wonder if The Fat Guy has Destruction Derby 2 yet"
N "yeah Garfat hires new shit to copy every week"
J: "Lets go see the fat cunt then"
N: "yeah, lets see how much lunch is on his tit"
N "yeah Garfat hires new shit to copy every week"
J: "Lets go see the fat cunt then"
N: "yeah, lets see how much lunch is on his tit"
The Fat Guy by theguywhofuckednathansmum July 11, 2010
The Fat Guy's Fridge Dilemma
The dilemma / paradox that arrives when you think of the insides of a fat guy's fridge. Would it be full, because he's fat? Would it be empty, because he ate it all, because he's fat? We will never know.
PROF: Alright kids, guess how full my fridge is.
STUDENT 1: It's full because you are so fat!
STUDENT 2: No! It's empty because he ate it all!
PROF: That is called The Fat Guy's Fridge Dilemma!
STUDENT 1: It's full because you are so fat!
STUDENT 2: No! It's empty because he ate it all!
PROF: That is called The Fat Guy's Fridge Dilemma!
The Fat Guy's Fridge Dilemma by Slimmy Pimmy November 29, 2025
Don't get the fat guy
A phrase to be said to anyone that ask for advice when going to the DMV for a driving test. The assumption is that the fat guy is a dick and will grade you tough.
Matt: I have my driving test in twenty minutes!!!!!!! What should I do!!!!!!!!!!
Michael: DON'T GET THE FAT GUY!!
Michael: DON'T GET THE FAT GUY!!
Don't get the fat guy by Stauder October 21, 2009
The Cool Fat Guy
An emerging trend, generally wears hoodies and XL t shirts proclaiming their love for a specific food, has some form of gelled hair, owns at least 1 leather jacket. They generally have a penchant for sun glasses and knowing a few chords of guitar. The ones with TV shows generally permanently ruin any restaurant they go to. Guy Fieri, Adam Richman, and Big Hoss and from Pawn Stars are all cool fat guys.
Adam Richman can eat over 10 pounds of meat and deep fried food in one sitting, play several guitar chords, and has an almost pompadour, he is THE cool fat guy
The Cool Fat Guy by dabearjew92 May 15, 2010
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dirrty
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2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
Coyote Ugly
1. Place
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
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Literally 1984
Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
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Back when I lived in upstate new york
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
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