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what the f- i’m sorry for my language but what the f is this 

for when you see a bloody mcdonald’s burger
*opens mcdonald’s burger wrapper”
“what the f- i’m sorry for my language but what the f is this”

who the f*** is justin bieber 

famous phrase told by wise metal singer Ozzy Osbourne into an interview in 2010
The Host : What music are you listening now? Do you listen to any music
*Ozzy speaks on his english*
The host : So you are listen a lot of Justin Bieber
Ozzy : Who?
The host : Justin Bieber
Ozzy : Who the f*** is Justin Bieber

Omg where the F is the toilet paper!? 

When your on the toilet crying insanely beacuse you can't find the toilet paper, you scream out "Omg where the F is the toilet paper!?" Then you use the bathtub towl and throw it in the dumpster.
Aww damn, NO TP!!! Omg where the F is the toilet paper!?

WHERE THE F*%K IS MY VAPE? 

when vape not found, big sad.
"WHERE THE F*%K IS MY VAPE?"

What the Cinnamon Toast F*ck is this 

A reaction used to describe awkward moments such as a cracker saying the n-word.
What the Cinnamon Toast F*ck is this

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《¤》Everyone《¤》Is《¤》Addicted《¤》To《¤》The《¤》Letter《¤》"《¤》F《¤》.《¤》"《¤》
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