The Esser

when the girl surgically removed your balls and sews them to her forehead

I gave the kid the esser

by Ultimate Clappage January 23, 2015

essentialist of the essential

Essential workers that are so badass and fearless they are viewed by society as having a fucking legendary and almost mythical status. Someone who never surrenders, backs down, or calls in sick despite the danger.

JerDawg is totally the essentialist of the essential. He's so badass and fearless that even the gangsters in his neighborhood are forced to show respect!

by calling them out April 20, 2020

time is of the essence

Time is the most important thing in the world.

Hurry up, time is of the essence.

by shw26 October 9, 2008

the essential three

Love to make us weak
Alcohol to make is strong
and our girls when both make us
hit the floor.

C.M.H.A.B. Love Star. The essential three get us through life.

by Rudeboys Love Rudegirls August 6, 2006

back to the essence

To beat someone so bad they are only left with their basic human and life functions.

I'm going to beat the fuck out of you so bad that you'll be sent "back to the essence" of your life.

by Jim Pigeon March 16, 2013

the essential three

Three TV shows that CANNOT be missed every week. In the event that you won't be home at the correct time, they must be video taped.

"I'm going away this week, but it's okay, I'm taping the essential three."

by torzi May 6, 2005

The essence of grime and villainy

Soup beans

This tastes like the essence of grime and villainy
Yeah, I hate soup beans too

by Varonymous April 21, 2021