The Esser

when the girl surgically removed your balls and sews them to her forehead

I gave the kid the esser

by Ultimate Clappage January 23, 2015

Esser

Most homosexual guy to grace planet earth

Max: "Emil that guy looks like an Esser"
Emil: " Yeah he looks like he slurps semen on the regular"

by Whomst would've June 10, 2019

Esser

A person who literally sounds like a snake, as in their 'S', 'SH', 'TH', and 'T's all sound like they have been amped up to the point of which your ears bleed.

person 1 "Mrs. Gunther, you know your an esser, right?"
Mrs. Gunther "Jesssssssssssssssssssssica I don'ts undersssssssssssssssssttssand whatttsss you are ttttsssrying tssso ssssssssay, butsss you need tssso gettsss back tsso your ssssssssssssssssseat and sssssshhhut up."

by I hate weaboos September 30, 2017

Owen Esser

Most beautiful and sexy man ever

Pulls all the women (and the men even tho he's stright)

Man owen esser pulls all the ladies

by Joseph.1234 December 3, 2022

Noah Esser

A very good looking cool dude

Hey, that dude is a Noah Esser

by Snapple2DaPeach November 2, 2021

Dirty Esser

Using your Feces and spreading them on a piece of Toast and make your dad eat you feces toast

I just gave my dad a Dirty Esser the other day

by Cheese and cereal May 16, 2022