The Esser 

when the girl surgically removed your balls and sews them to her forehead

I gave the kid the esser

The Esser by Ultimate Clappage January 23, 2015

essentialist of the essential

Essential workers that are so badass and fearless they are viewed by society as having a fucking legendary and almost mythical status. Someone who never surrenders, backs down, or calls in sick despite the danger.

JerDawg is totally the essentialist of the essential. He's so badass and fearless that even the gangsters in his neighborhood are forced to show respect!

essentialist of the essential by calling them out April 20, 2020

time is of the essence 

Time is the most important thing in the world.

Hurry up, time is of the essence.

time is of the essence by shw26 October 9, 2008

the essential three 

Love to make us weak
Alcohol to make is strong
and our girls when both make us
hit the floor.

C.M.H.A.B. Love Star. The essential three get us through life.

the essential three by Rudeboys Love Rudegirls August 6, 2006

back to the essence 

To beat someone so bad they are only left with their basic human and life functions.

I'm going to beat the fuck out of you so bad that you'll be sent "back to the essence" of your life.

back to the essence by Jim Pigeon March 16, 2013

the essentials 

kick-ass band from Seminole, FL. They rock the house hardcore style. An awesome mix of musical genres such as Indie and Retro Rock. Some of their greatest influences are The Beatles, The Pixies, The White Stripes, Yo La Tengo, and The Doors. For more info. see www.theessentialsrock.com

Jimpi, Mada Condor, Fat Jew, and Milt playes some wicked awesome stuff. They are in a band called The Essentials!

the essentials by Alex March 16, 2005

the essential three 

Three TV shows that CANNOT be missed every week. In the event that you won't be home at the correct time, they must be video taped.

"I'm going away this week, but it's okay, I'm taping the essential three."

the essential three by torzi May 6, 2005