The Dude Perfect
The act of having a hard-on and lying vertically in bed, while your partner attempts to throw a Glazed Krispy Kreme donut from the end of the bed on to your erect penis.
The Dude Perfect by Thicc Dicc December 20, 2019
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The Dude Perfect
The Dude Perfect by Yung Car Payment May 12, 2022
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the Dudeperfect
“the dude perfect”
is a move that u make while u jerk off
and almost shoot in ur face
u sit on ur coach, bed etc. and tilt ur head a bit forward so u can see ur penis.
if u almost gonna cum, u have to tilt ur pp half way so u can see the tip.
hold it in, and push it out
and like that. it will go like a rainbow to ur face
is a move that u make while u jerk off
and almost shoot in ur face
u sit on ur coach, bed etc. and tilt ur head a bit forward so u can see ur penis.
if u almost gonna cum, u have to tilt ur pp half way so u can see the tip.
hold it in, and push it out
and like that. it will go like a rainbow to ur face
--steve: hey what did u do last night at grandma’s house?
- Christian: oh i did “the Dudeperfect”
-steve: OHH i did that too *gives highfive*
- Christian: oh i did “the Dudeperfect”
-steve: OHH i did that too *gives highfive*
the Dudeperfect by biglightsaberinmypants February 14, 2021
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