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The Dude Perfect 

The act of having a hard-on and lying vertically in bed, while your partner attempts to throw a Glazed Krispy Kreme donut from the end of the bed on to your erect penis.
Me and Stacy did The Dude Perfect last night. She got 500 points!
The Dude Perfect by Thicc Dicc December 20, 2019
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The Dude Perfect 

When you fuck her, get head, and then leave.

Pound it!
Noggin!
See ya!
Bro, I hit her with the Dude Perfect yesterday. Shit was lit

The Most Perfect Dude Ever 

dyvier. one word is all i have to say.
omg theres the most perfect dude ever !

the Dudeperfect 

“the dude perfect”
is a move that u make while u jerk off
and almost shoot in ur face

u sit on ur coach, bed etc. and tilt ur head a bit forward so u can see ur penis.
if u almost gonna cum, u have to tilt ur pp half way so u can see the tip.
hold it in, and push it out
and like that. it will go like a rainbow to ur face
--steve: hey what did u do last night at grandma’s house?
- Christian: oh i did “the Dudeperfect”
-steve: OHH i did that too *gives highfive*
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