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The Drunken Salad Club

An amazing group of friends who would do anything for each other. These friends face all their problems head on and never give up. They are full of ambition, passion, humor, awkwardness, beauty, and most importantly love. Nothing gets in the way of the drunks, they will always stay side by side no matter how long it has been since they’ve seen each other or talked. One of them just needs to call and we all show up. Together they are a force to be reckoned with and I sure feel bad for anyone who gets on their bad side.

These friends have givin life and hope to each other. They have gone through so much, and yet somehow are still the closest of friends. They have gone through love, heartbreak, moving, and so so much more together. And all this has only made their friendship stronger.

*thank you y’all. I honestly don’t know what I would do without all y’alls different, weird, perky personalities. We have been through so much together the past few years. And now, things are definantly going to change. But no matter how long it has been since we’ve talked or how far we live from each other, one thing will never change. Our love for one another. I would not be who I am today without y’alls constant love and support. I love y’all so freaking much and I will never give up on y’all even if you do me.*

“It seems they had always been, and would always be, friends. Time can change much, but not that.” - Winnie the Pooh
“Look it’s the Drunken Salad Club! I wish I had friends like that!”
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