The Dinkmasters 

The Greatest Badminton duo in the history of Indiana.

Franz: Did you get that hernia checked out Haaaanz?!
Hanz: Yaaaas Fraaanz!

Franz: What did they say Haaaaanz?!
Hanz: It's infläääämbled Fraaaanz!!

Franz: Look at that craaaazy guy over there Haaanz!!
Hanz: Yaaaa, he must be super craaaazy Fraaaaanz, especially with that duck.
Franz: How many days did they say you have to live, Haaaanz?!
Hanz: Näääät aläääät Fraaaanz!!
Franz: Well you better hit the gym Haaaanz!!
Hanz: Now is not the time Franz. hearing the news really hit me... I mean, I have a wife, and three beautiful children. I'm not ready to look into the eyes of my kids for the last time, Seeing the smiles of Bräääänz, Päääänz, and Daryll. I can't bear to let them know papa isn't gonna be there for them, to see them succeed, fall down, and every wonderful thing in-between in life.

Franz: Oh I'm sorry Ha- OH MY GÄÄÄÄD HÄNZ THE DUCK GUY WHATS HE DÓÓING???
Hanz: WÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄW!!!
Franz and Hanz: The Dinkmasters
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The Dinkmasters by Dinkmaster2 April 30, 2024

The Dinkmasters 

The greatest Badminton team to every grace Indiana.

Franz: Do you still have that hernia Häns?
Hans: Yäääääääs Fräääääns!
Franz: What did the doctors say Haaanz?
Hans: It's Infläääääämed Fräääänz!
Franz: Hey look at that weird guy over there!
Hans: Oh my gäääääääd! So weird especially with that duck!
Franz: Yääää, with the duck, so craaaazy. How much time did the doctors say you had to live Hans?
Hans: Näääät aläääät Fräääänz.
Franz: Better get to the gym then Hans!
Hans: Nows not the time Franz. I mean, I have had to come to grips with my own mortality. I have a wife Franz. And three beautiful children. I cannot think of not being there to see little Bränz, Pänz, and Daryll grow up without their papa. I have so much more to do, and being told I can't do it, and so somehow I should try to find fulfillment in the unfinished story my life will end as. My mind rejects the notion. I... I can't think about it Franz. I want to hold my children close but they now remind me that I will never see them succeed, fail and everything else in life. I... It's cold Franz... So cold...
Franz: Oh my god Hans I didn- THE DUCK GUY IS BACK OHMYGOD HAÄÄÄNS!!
Hans: OH MY GÄÄÄÄÄÄD FRÄÄÄÄÄNZ HES BÄÄÄÄÄCK!!!
Franz and Hans: (in unison) The Dinkmasters
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The Dinkmasters by Dinkmaster2 April 30, 2024

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008