The Dinkmasters

The Greatest Badminton duo in the history of Indiana.

Franz: Did you get that hernia checked out Haaaanz?!
Hanz: Yaaaas Fraaanz!

Franz: What did they say Haaaaanz?!
Hanz: It's infläääämbled Fraaaanz!!

Franz: Look at that craaaazy guy over there Haaanz!!
Hanz: Yaaaa, he must be super craaaazy Fraaaaanz, especially with that duck.
Franz: How many days did they say you have to live, Haaaanz?!
Hanz: Näääät aläääät Fraaaanz!!
Franz: Well you better hit the gym Haaaanz!!
Hanz: Now is not the time Franz. hearing the news really hit me... I mean, I have a wife, and three beautiful children. I'm not ready to look into the eyes of my kids for the last time, Seeing the smiles of Bräääänz, Päääänz, and Daryll. I can't bear to let them know papa isn't gonna be there for them, to see them succeed, fall down, and every wonderful thing in-between in life.

Franz: Oh I'm sorry Ha- OH MY GÄÄÄÄD HÄNZ THE DUCK GUY WHATS HE DÓÓING???
Hanz: WÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄW!!!
Franz and Hanz: The Dinkmasters
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The Dinkmasters by Dinkmaster2 April 30, 2024

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The Dinkmasters

The greatest Badminton team to every grace Indiana.

Franz: Do you still have that hernia Häns?
Hans: Yäääääääs Fräääääns!
Franz: What did the doctors say Haaanz?
Hans: It's Infläääääämed Fräääänz!
Franz: Hey look at that weird guy over there!
Hans: Oh my gäääääääd! So weird especially with that duck!
Franz: Yääää, with the duck, so craaaazy. How much time did the doctors say you had to live Hans?
Hans: Näääät aläääät Fräääänz.
Franz: Better get to the gym then Hans!
Hans: Nows not the time Franz. I mean, I have had to come to grips with my own mortality. I have a wife Franz. And three beautiful children. I cannot think of not being there to see little Bränz, Pänz, and Daryll grow up without their papa. I have so much more to do, and being told I can't do it, and so somehow I should try to find fulfillment in the unfinished story my life will end as. My mind rejects the notion. I... I can't think about it Franz. I want to hold my children close but they now remind me that I will never see them succeed, fail and everything else in life. I... It's cold Franz... So cold...
Franz: Oh my god Hans I didn- THE DUCK GUY IS BACK OHMYGOD HAÄÄÄNS!!
Hans: OH MY GÄÄÄÄÄÄD FRÄÄÄÄÄNZ HES BÄÄÄÄÄCK!!!
Franz and Hans: (in unison) The Dinkmasters
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The Dinkmasters by Dinkmaster2 April 30, 2024

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