The dickhead

The dance that people that cant dance do

Look at nik he's doing the dickhead

by Dazz September 12, 2018

The dickhead

The dick head has been called numerous names over the ages the cunt and wanker being a smaller percentage of them. The dick head does not care for the feelings of the majority of people he/she encounters. The dickhead could be found the majority of the time on either urban Dictionary insulting as many people as possible or his bed where he sleeps for the majority of the day. Common phases of the dickhead are fuck off, I don’t care, I hope u get aids and cool story. WARNING do not send the dickhead anything but memes and funny stories, if you send him anything else for example gym pictures he will act like he cares but in reality couldn’t give two fucks. Enemies of the dickhead include whales, feminists and vegans

Look at the dickhead

by Cono12 December 19, 2018

The Dickhead Factor

The act of forcing oneself to endure, without physical signs of discomfort, otherwise unbearably low temperatures by simply refusing to wear a jacket.

If one shows physical signs of discomfort whilst refusing to wear a jacket he or she will be subject to ridicule amongst his or her friends, e.g. being called a dickhead, therefore to avoid such ridicule the mind will force the body to cope with the cold.

For added incentive one can carry their jacket with them and still refuse to wear it. Carrying a jacket whilst being obviously cold makes the person attempting to exploit The Dickhead Factor appear even more foolish thus increasing the levels of ridicule they will have to endure and their incentive not to show discomfort.

Person A (wearing jacket):- Hey, aren't you cold out here? It's freezing!
Person B (not wearing jacket):- Nope, I'm fine.
Person A:- wow, you must be immune to cold or something.
Person C:- Don't fall for it, he's just exploiting The Dickhead Factor.

by White Fire December 2, 2010

nail on the dickhead

Synonym for hitting the nail on the head, except the person is a complete dick

Well if it wasn't you. You always hit the nail on the dickhead!

by Astrophysichrist January 21, 2022

Dickhead of the Decade

This prestigious honor goes to a person who win's 7 consecutive Asshole of the year award's or 7 in the same decade very rare but very honorable when this happens the winner recieve's the honor of being Dickhead of the Decade and a 15" black dildo..... no one know's why.

"I could have sworn I had Asshole of the Year locked guess I can't mess with the Dickhead of the decade"

by MARCO THE MAGNIFICO August 31, 2006

Water on the Dick Head

The uncomfortable sensation of a jet of water hitting the head of the penis while trying to masturbate in the shower. This occurence often results in having one's timing thrown off.

"This morning, before church, I totally lost my rhythm after having water on the dick head."

by Michael Kelley March 24, 2003

day of the dickheads

if you were born on december 8 you are a dickhead

day of the dickheads is when all dickhead were born, i was born on day of the dickheads.

by yournandotcomyournandotcom October 27, 2019