Male tennis players are always a gay male who forfeits the right to testosterone. The best thing to do if you see one is to simply point and laugh at how queer they are.
by Cono12 July 11, 2019
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We are a family
by Cono12 January 23, 2019
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Modern music is about as trash as it comes, it’s like comparing basketball to a good sport. (it’s still part of the same group but no one really wants to talk about it) modern music is so trash that even people like 6ix9ine can make a career from saying random shit, the only closure I now have is that he’s now some black guys bitch. The only people that actually enjoy modern music are Emos, eshays and cruisers. (the last two can be argued to be the same) if you wish to listen to decent music listen to anything before 2000 with some exceptions of course.
by Cono12 January 23, 2019
Get the Modern music mug.Atleast once in everyone’s like they’ll come across a self proclaimed philosopher and the Gumby that follows them about saying preach or oath, you can usually find them on Instagram sharing pictures of their sad, depressing and miserable life usually the lost are captioned like a dog in a well or brain can’t fathom what the hate say. Their misery is usually caused by a gf not wanting to hang out that day sending them into a spiral of depression and anxiety
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by Cono12 December 20, 2018
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by Cono12 December 19, 2018
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by Cono12 December 18, 2018
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