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Male tennis players are always a gay male who forfeits the right to testosterone. The best thing to do if you see one is to simply point and laugh at how queer they are.
by Cono12 July 11, 2019
Get the Male tennis players mug.Not to be. Confused with an actual family, the word family is commonly used by friend groups especially when the group is in high school the unfortunate thing about this is actually everyone in the so called family is just out for them self’s and doesn’t really care about the other members
We are a family
by Cono12 January 23, 2019
Get the Family mug.Modern music is about as trash as it comes, it’s like comparing basketball to a good sport. (it’s still part of the same group but no one really wants to talk about it) modern music is so trash that even people like 6ix9ine can make a career from saying random shit, the only closure I now have is that he’s now some black guys bitch. The only people that actually enjoy modern music are Emos, eshays and cruisers. (the last two can be argued to be the same) if you wish to listen to decent music listen to anything before 2000 with some exceptions of course.
by Cono12 January 23, 2019
Get the Modern music mug.The Man is a common term used to describe a person when simple words like cunt, dickhead and asshole no longer do him justice. The man has an unusual high opinion of himself for example in his mind his first name is pussy and last name magnet but however in reality the last name is non existent. Another title the man gives himself is a sex god even tho he’s a virgin and instead of god it’s predator .If you come across the man at a party do not worry pass him two drinks and he’ll be smashed within the hour it goes without saying must be the man.
You must be the man
by Cono12 January 22, 2019
Get the The man mug.Atleast once in everyone’s like they’ll come across a self proclaimed philosopher and the Gumby that follows them about saying preach or oath, you can usually find them on Instagram sharing pictures of their sad, depressing and miserable life usually the lost are captioned like a dog in a well or brain can’t fathom what the hate say. Their misery is usually caused by a gf not wanting to hang out that day sending them into a spiral of depression and anxiety
Look it’s the philosopher
by Cono12 December 20, 2018
Get the The philosopher mug.The big boy Is commonly found flexing in the mirror or flexing for the girls hoping that their muscles make up for the size of their penis, if they are not found with girls or in front of mirror head to the nearest beach and there u will find them flexing in the sun light trying to look bigger than they actually are, this is an attempt to be noticed but potential mates if this does not work on that day the crafty big boy will post it on their instagram where no one cares but the twelvies that follow them, if encountered in the wild run and hide for it is not common for the big boy species to send pictures of their nuts to people
by Cono12 December 19, 2018
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