The Dial-up 

A man inserts his penis into a woman. He makes ear piercing modem sounds for about 15 seconds, then starts thrusting, veeeeeery slooooooowly.

Let's try a new position. It's called the Dial-up.

The Dial-up by Lupussong August 22, 2019

dial up the dick 

When a person ramps up their aggressive behavior, turning into a total jerk.

Whenever we go out it is inevitable that Greg will dial up the dick!

dial up the dick by swell243 June 18, 2016

crank up the diarrhea dial 

something that becomes really, really shitty over time

Person 1: there's a new sequel coming out for (insert shitty movie) today!
Person 2: oh man i can't wait to see how far they crank up the diarrhea dial this time!

crank up the diarrhea dial by the elusive bank-teller November 22, 2013