A man inserts his penis into a woman. He makes ear piercing modem sounds for about 15 seconds, then starts thrusting, veeeeeery slooooooowly.
Let's try a new position. It's called the Dial-up.
A sexual dance involving anal and choking.
You put your penis in. You take your penis out. You put your penis in, and you choke your girl out. You do the Chokie Pokie and you turn yourself around. That's what it's all about!