the David

an Asian hairstyle, much like the mullet. often featuring highlights of unnatural colors, extra long tails, and may be accompanied by a poor fashion sense.

Omigod! I can't believe that old man is rocking the David.

by Di S. May 31, 2007

the david

to get pussy multiple times a day

god hes so lucky, he does the david all the time

by [e-mail] May 1, 2008

the david

to jack off multiple times in a day

I do the david once in awhile, ya know?

by gogglespinoy April 27, 2008

The David

Referring to Michelangelo’s famous nude sculpture, implying that you need to put some pants on.

Dude you can’t just walk around in The David.

by Da One, Da One, Da Only One May 10, 2018

The David Bowie Effect

After the death of David Bowie in 2016, the world has gone to to hell in a handbasket. His death was only the beginning.

"Ya know, nothing's been right since Bowie died a couple years ago. So much shit going on."
"Yeah, that's The David Bowie Effect for you..."

by Marshel5AQW November 12, 2018

The David Baxter

The David Baxter is the best way to describe the most gentle, caring, giving father, aka Pops, that me as a daughter can describe. If u saw pops, u saw me, Amy. At least untill he died September 6th, 2019. Then apart of me died that day.

The David Baxter way of doing things doesn't exist anymore. Get it your own damn self.

by Noresun2noAmy2 September 27, 2021

The David Blaine

When your getting a girl from behind and you let your friend take your place without her knowing, you run outside and knock on the window and wave to her yelling Wahlah!

I was with her the other night and we pulled The David Blaine on her, it was priceless!

by Soccer Kid12 June 21, 2010