The Dalles 

A small town in Oregon 80 miles east of Portland on the Columbia river. It snows in the winter and gets above 100 in the summer. Its very windy in The Dalles as well. The Dalles is also known for its many cherry orchards.

Basically, Lewis and Clark took a shit there and they decided to call it The Dalles. The Dalles is full of old people. There is nothing to do in The Dalles except for smoke pot, drink, and drive around in the middle of nowhere. Surprisingly there are a lot of fine ass bitches there, especially in the class of 2010. If you're in The Dalles and its not summer time, then you best get the fuck out of there.

Person 1 "Dude, we're in The Dalles. Wtf are we going to do?"
Person 2 "Well lets smoke pot and then go mob somewhere"
Person 1 "Alright, theres nothing else to do"
Person 2 "True story man"

The Dalles by xRDFx March 2, 2011

The Dalles 

Small hometown in Oregon also Home of "Google"

If you want to get googled, go to The Dalles

The Dalles by imdeanna October 22, 2008

The Dalles Wahtonka High School 

A medium sized public school located in the small northern Oregon town of The Dalles (presumably the same 'Dalles' as found in the title of the school itself). Since 2010, it has adopted the 'credit by proficiency' grading system because it's students are too retarded for traditional grading systems. Amazingly, despite the dumbed down grading, only 60% of students receive their diplomas on time. Jocks are generally looked down upon, popularity instead being bestowed upon the stoners/hipsters who rather than doing anything with their lives will most likely spend the rest of their days thinking they are better than everyone else for some reason they can't ever explain. Solipsism runs deep in the hallowed halls of TDWHS. The teachers of TDWHS were once great, but have since been given up on the depressing stoner/hipster crowd they have been given the herculean task of teaching. Many spend their days eyes glazed over as some up-and-coming (read: shit terrible) music reverberates through the rotting interior of the forsaken school. Others have ironically conformed to the hipsters. The students of TDWHS are a prime example of anti-intellectualism, devolution, political ignorance, and basically everything that is wrong with human beings.

Haha I'm actually happy to be a graduate of The Dalles Wahtonka High School. I just like making fun of all the people from my school, because most of them genuinely aren't cool.

The Dalles Wahtonka High School by VladimirTheHammer December 2, 2013

The Dallas Misfire 

When a guy is titty fucking a girl and cums but accidentally hits himself in the face with the baby batter.

Dude, did you hear that Jimmy pulled a The Dallas Misfire last night? Made himself look like a glazed donut!

The Dallas Misfire by mpowell710 July 29, 2023

The Dallas Collection

A playing card company of a sexy man named Dallas in all different forms.

Hey do you have any of The Dallas Collection Cards?

The Dallas Collection by Dallas6969420 November 4, 2020

The Dallas Collection

A very gay card game made by very gay people.

Person A: Hey did you see the new season for The Dallas Collection came out?
Person B: Who are you get out of my house and why are you peeing

The Dallas Collection by DallasHater6968420 November 6, 2020

dallas the rocket 

absolute beauty of a dog, nicest nips. the type of dog that makes u wanna layer your cock in peanut butter and let it go ham.

get the peanut butter out and go to ham on dallas the rocket

dallas the rocket by linnkyy June 21, 2020