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The Cum Sock 

The Cum Sock is the only place where you can store all of your unborn children.

Some benefits of using The Cum Sock is it stimulates an actual coochie if you do it right. As well as an easy clean up.

Some people have multiple of these socks.

You use The Cum Sock when you don’t want your special yogurt getting everywhere and on your hands.

You can then save your Cum Sock in a jar if you want to.

Disclaimer: Just don’t let anyone touch your Cum Sock or they will need therapy for life.
Yo bro, I just had the best nut ever the other day.

Oh really, how

I started using The Cum Sock

Wtf bro
The Cum Sock by TheGhostKing April 6, 2022
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The Cum Sock Technique 

The Cum Sock Technique is a sex move where the male participant has to sexually interact with ones partner so hard they become unconscious, then proceed ejaculate into said partner and to finish it off, put an empty bag over their head and throw them out the window.
Dave: "so I did The Cum Sock Technique to Stacy last night, most fun in years"
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