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The Crocodile 

The crocodile is when a person puts their thumb, index finger and middle finger into a woman's cooter, while at the same time sliding their ring and pinky fingers into her pooper. It's basically the next generation of the shocker (two in the juice, one in the caboose)...but it adds a little more pleasure to the spocker. This method of pleasure is named the crocodile because once the fingers go their directions, the hand resembles a crocodile with it's gaping maw.
For some reason, I've been giving out a lot of crocodiles lately...guess all those shockers we gave out in the 90s really loosened things up for The Crocodile to proliferate
The Crocodile by 960xxx October 22, 2018
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The crocodile 

When a guy gives oral to a woman while sitting on his face. When all you see is the eyes just like a crocodile in a lake.
Damn baby tonight I want you to sit on my face while I do the crocodile on you.
The crocodile by DJ REK-1 June 17, 2018

The Crocodile 

The Crocodile is a sexual act when a man is with his partner while they are preforming oral sex. During which the male's partner clamps down on his penis with their teeth and starts death rolling.
"Dude she pulled The Crocodile on me last night and I had to get rushed to the E.R"
The Crocodile by GingerBread18 September 6, 2014

Vector The Crocodile 

Leader of the Chaotix Detective Agency from the Sonic the Hedgehog game Sonic Heroes. First appeared in Knuckles' Chaotix. He likes to listen to music and is rarely seen without his headphones on.
Who's this broad?
Vector The Crocodile by SonicFan April 13, 2004

Casey the crocodile 

The crocodile that let Pippa the dog bother it for 10 whole years before finally deciding to eat Pippa, despite the fact that she could have eaten Pippa at any time during those 10 years.
It took Casey the crocodile 10 whole years to learn to stand her ground.
Casey the crocodile by D12434132 October 1, 2018

It’s not the crocodile, it’s the teeth 

A phrase referring to a situation you are a part of. You say it to refer to said situation.
“Man, I just failed that math exam, shit sucks” -Person 1
“You know what they say, It’s not the crocodile, it’s the teeth “ -Person 2

Wavy, the Waving Crocodile 

Puppet character from The Late, Late Show with Craig Ferguson
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