The Crawford

When someone puts their finger in a girls bootyhole and upon retraction of the finger discovers remnants from the inside, puts a beauty mark print of dookie on the girls face, leaving a Cindy Crawford-like mark on her face.

I totally gave that fat slut Ashlee The Crawford after I she asked me to finger her asshole last night.

The Crawford by T_Lex April 19, 2010

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The Crawford

During the act of sex. The women is face down ass up. The Male puts both hands on her rear and spreads her ass check as far as humanly possible

Hey man you won't believe it. I gave her the Crawford last night. She could barely walk the next day.

The Crawford by ACE POUNDER November 9, 2018

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The cindy crawford

The cindy Crawford is when ur done with anal and u flick ur feces on her upper lip

When your all done fucking whichever skanky ass whore in the asshole then continue to slide your throbbing cock out of her poopshoot then notice you have shit on the tip of your dick so you have her look back at you and as she looks in your eyes you flip that little pebble of a turd on her upper lip resembling the cindy Crawford.

The cindy crawford by Filthydeertay October 20, 2019

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The Patty Crawford

The Patty Crawford is when a male/female puts the pole end of his/her tennis racket in their asshole and spank his/her partner with the other end of the tennis racket. This must be performed naked.

Damn last night i was crazy! Zack and I did The Patty Crawford.

The Patty Crawford by Rumple Rose Stillskin March 20, 2010

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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