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The Patty Crawford is when a male/female puts the pole end of his/her tennis racket in their asshole and spank his/her partner with the other end of the tennis racket. This must be performed naked.
Damn last night i was crazy! Zack and I did The Patty Crawford.
by Rumple Rose Stillskin March 20, 2010
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