The Craw 

The act of taking one's hand, forming a pincer or "claw" (see lobster), pulling the arm back to at 30 degree minimum angle behind the back, and releasing with the force of at least one thousand suns into a girls' private region, with the target being the vagina with one half, and the anus with the other. Continue up the vaginal/anal canal as far as possible, forming a fist when maximum height is reached.

Brian: "Hey babe, I was thinking that tonight we could try out The Craw."

Christina: "No way! That happened to my friend Tammy. She destroyed her vaginal wall, and can queef with her asshole now!"

Brian: *Brings arm back to 30 degree angle*

The Craw by Hardcore Platypus December 18, 2013

stick-in-the-craw 

something that is not acceptable.

Your marriage proposal is a stick-in-the-craw.

stick-in-the-craw by uttam maharjan October 8, 2011

Spill the Crawfish 

When someone tells a bad joke with or without thinking about it.

Guys, I'm going to spill the crawfish!

Man, you just spilled the crawfish.

Spill the Crawfish by Two Geese in a Pod July 24, 2023

The Crawdaddy 

The Crawdaddy is a sexual act that involves four people, a pair of tongs, a hot tub, and an abundance of corn on the cob and potatoes. In the spirit of a crawfish boil the hot tub is filled with the vegetables to boil to perfection. The four people line up dick to ass, dick to ass, dick to ass, and thrust passionately in the boil. Whilst this goes on the person in the front holds the tongs, inside the boil. This mimics the tasty crustacean thus creating their own sexy crawfish boil. The person in the front uses the tongs to pick up vegetables coating them with their love butter, creating the perfect salty flavor.

“Thanks for the invite, what better way to end the summer than with a crawfish boil!”
“Thanks for coming! Are you ready for the Crawdaddy?”
“Hell yeah! I love buttered corn!”

The Crawdaddy by IwishIinventeddoggystyle1997 September 24, 2019

Where The Crawdads Sing 

Where The Crawdads Sing is best known as a novel by Delia Owens, usually a nonfiction writer. To quote the blurb on the back of the book, here is the summary. "For years, rumors of "The Marsh Girl" Have haunted Barkley Cove, a quiet town on the North Carolina coast. So in late 1969, when handsome Chase Andrews is found dead, the locals immediately suspect Kya Clark, the so-called Marsh Girl.

But Kya is not what they say. Sensitive and intelligent, she survived for years alone in the marsh that she calls home, finding friends in the gulls and lessons in the sand..."

The book was published in 2018 by the company PUTNAM.

"Where The Crawdads Sing" is also a saying, at least in the universe that the characters live in and the meaning is more literal than you'd might think. However... I want to see someone else put the other meaning on here.

"Hey, have you read Where The Crawdads Sing?

Where The Crawdads Sing by Nana Bear? July 12, 2020

The Crawford 

When someone puts their finger in a girls bootyhole and upon retraction of the finger discovers remnants from the inside, puts a beauty mark print of dookie on the girls face, leaving a Cindy Crawford-like mark on her face.

I totally gave that fat slut Ashlee The Crawford after I she asked me to finger her asshole last night.

The Crawford by T_Lex April 19, 2010

The Crawling Einstein 

A sex position where you cum on a womens hair and frizz her hair so that It's like Einstein then she crawls around with a Popsicle in her ass all while shes on her period

The Crawling Einstein froze my butthole

The Crawling Einstein by The sunken destroyer June 20, 2010