The Corydon 

The Corydon is the ultimate expirience for any warm blooded male. It is a combination of the three most wonderful feelings in the world: eating, shitting and receiving a blow job. The Corydon begins with a blowjob while using the toilet. Be sure to eat a lot of fiber in the hours leading up to this event because you want the shit to be as pleasurable as possible. The girls eyes are fixed on you the entire time, but she cannot make eye contact because a plate with a steak is in the way. This is not some crappy steak you get at Applebees, this steak is tender yet firm and utterly delicious. While the "blumpkin" is in process you have a headphone in your ear playing big poppa by Notorious BIG (RIP), there is also a small french fellow playing the violin in the corner watching the majestic Corydon take place. There is also a TV in the room that is playing the scene from Shawshank Redemption where the guy is on his knees embracing the feeling of freedom and exhaustion on loop. When you finally let your love nectar explode into this young lady's mouth fireworks bring light to the sky. Afterwards you flush the toilet like a gentlemen and leave the bathroom to a room full of your family friends and childhood icons. Your face is then fixated in an expression full of satisfaction and accomplishment for roughly 3-6 weeks depending on the quality of the steak. The Corydon was named after the ingenious maverick-renegade who has officially changed the definition of true love and brought sexy back to the bathroom.

Note: You have to marry the woman who gives you The Corydon, Its the rules

Passerby: Why hello good sir, why such an expression on your face?
Love God: (Silence)
Passerby: By God, you must have completed The Corydon! You are a god among men and a true inspiration to us all.

The Corydon by MacLethal45 April 15, 2009

The Croydon steamer

1. Excrete a lovely big soft stool (steamer) into a condom.

2. Place into the freezer (freeze for several hours)

3. Take your now frozen steamer out of the freezer.

4. Get into bed with your hopefully experimental and open minded girlfriend/partner/tramp.

5. Place the frozen steamer into the palm of her hand

6. Make deep and passionate love to her.

7. The aim is to make her have three orgasms before the steamer defrosts and returns to its natural soft state.

The Croydon steamer; To Steam ones croydon, steamathon, steamaholic, steam trek, saving private croydon, living the steam, keep it croydon, steamformers, the ultimate steamer.

The Croydon steamer by tobyornot August 12, 2009

croydon: the london transport game 

Croydon is the most realistic bus and tram game on roblox but unfortunately holds many 9 year olds who don't know how to drive then try and invade this Discord server, the game is also full of bugs

croydon: the london transport game is a roblox game

croydon: the london transport game by Charliebus2007 November 7, 2022

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008