The act of tucking your penis between your legs a'la {Silence of the Lambs] or more recently Clerks 2 and making it look like you have a mangina instead of male bits.
~So suddenly, the shot cuts back to Jay and he's bustin' the commish and I seriously almost fell out of my chair.
~My girlfriend hates it when I bust out the commish right after having sex. I think its hilarious but it kinda freaks her out.
churchhurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the churchhurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.