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The Colony 

A city in Texas where no one knows how to spell the word Amish.
The Colony cougars can't spell Amish.
The Colony by Deadwing November 1, 2009

The Colony 

a city that has nothing but emos and mexicans that think their gangster but when they fight white boys the mexicans get their asses kicked and walk away crying to their mom
everybody thinks their soooo hard because their from the whack ass colony
mexican G "is all bout dat T.C. homie"
white boy "shut the fuck up you peice of shit."
white boy (hours later) "any kid that thinks hes gangster in the colony is a fake sack of lying shit
The Colony by northandsouthhater January 25, 2009

Doing It For The Colony 

Doing something just for your colony and twenty heifers. You do anything for you, your colony members and of course the colony. Anything for the colony. You do anything and everything for the colony.
"Oh do it for the colony!"
"He did it for the colony."
"I need 20 heifers for the colony."
"Doing it for the colony."

kick up the colon 

This is worse than a kick on the butt because it is analy invasive!
The home team got a real kick up the colon when they lost by 30 points!
kick up the colon by I, Wreckerrr January 15, 2021

the colon and p rule 

there is no space between the colon and p in a laugh face
The Colon and P rule:

:P correct

: P incorrect
the colon and p rule by flavorsnades September 3, 2010

Milking the colon 

When you (or someone else) insert fingers inside your rectum and massage your colon until you ejaculate
"Last night my girlfriend wanted to get freaky, so she milked my colon" milking the colon
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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