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wheres the chapstick 

a youtube where an obnoxious fat lady cant find her chapstick
wheres the chapstick
wheres the chapstick by megs101010 December 10, 2009

fuzz on the chapstick 

When, after sex, the dick is sticky with cum and pubes are stuck to it.
"Damn, man! The sex was great but I had some major fuzz on the chapstick.

The Salty Chapstick 

When you cover your dick in butter and sprinkle salt on your nutsack. The lips around the member pushes all the butter up and in turn moisturises her lips.
Person 1: I gave her The Salty Chapstick last night.

Person 2: No way, did her tongue dig through your pubes to get to the salt?

The Captain's Chapstick

When a penis is covered in it's own cum, and a partner rubs the tip along their lips.
Dude, she was giving me head last night and finished with The Captain's Chapstick!

<.7.9.7.6.>I Kissed A Boy AnUdA Liked It So However The Kiss Came With More Flashbacks Than A Chapstick So It Was As Such To A Much Need Notion<.7.9.7.6.> 

<.7.9.7.6.>I Kissed A Boy AnUdA Liked It So However The Kiss Came With More Flashbacks Than A Chapstick So It Was As Such To A Much Need Notion<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>I Kissed A Boy AnUdA Liked It So However The Kiss Came With More Flashbacks Than A Chapstick So It Was As Such To A Much Need Notion<.7.9.7.6.>

The Chopsticks

A slang term used to describe something extremely unattractive, ugly, or visually unappealing. Derived from the word “chopped,” but elevated for emphasis or humor. Often used in casual conversation to exaggerate how bad something looks.
I can’t lie, that outfit you’re wearing is “The Chopsticks”.
That person you kissed is “The Chopsticks”
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
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