the canary islands 

The best islands in the world, theyre found off the coast of africa, and are filled with peacefull, civilised great Spaniards, but there are lots of buggered british chavs, so be warned.

"Hey, have you been to the Canary Islands? Its the best islands in the world! The brits wanted the island because their islands were already filthy with irishmen!"

"Yeah but now its filled with the worst British Tourists ever, especially the ones from the black country."

the canary islands by TheCanarian December 20, 2017

The Canary Islands 

One of the best islands in the world.
They're owned by Spain, and they're definitively somewhere to go if you wanna go to the beach every day
There's around 7 to 8 of them, and the biggest one is Tenerife!

Unfortunately during Summer prices to go there are high since demand, so try going in autumn or spring since most of the year it's mostly just summer!
(No, seasons don't really exist there)

Person 1: "Dude, I went to the Canary Islands in winter!"

Person 2: "And? How was it?"

Person 1: "It felt like I was back in summer! The beach was awesome and the rock beaches were the best!"

The Canary Islands by NormalFery April 6, 2022